It is the first day of university

10 Sep 2019
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THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

KOMMENTARE
  • Her hair actually looks really nice😌👌

    ColourLifeColourLifeVor 8 Stunden
  • I am so happy to see a successful DEkeysr attending Uni and feature it. This is why Joana is the best 🤙

    Morgan AshleyMorgan AshleyVor 8 Stunden
  • Joana do you have your drivers we never see you drive?

    reziel egocreziel egocVor 8 Stunden
  • 0:14 Me aka Samantha: ...wHaT dO u wAnNt wOMaN!?

    Free-VerseFree-VerseVor 8 Stunden
  • oh m gee, joana it is rude to talk with your mouth full :(

    spoony hamspoony hamVor 8 Stunden
  • What university is she going to?

    Ohh AmeOhh AmeVor 9 Stunden
  • Omg is that York University in Toronto?!? I went there!!!

    Jonathan Yuan 93Jonathan Yuan 93Vor 9 Stunden
  • The other day at school we went to the library, and my friend was like sksksksksksksk and someone on the other side of the library sksksksksked her back

    C_lola 895C_lola 895Vor 9 Stunden
  • ok i love joana but isnt it weird that shes in college and her parents still drive her everywhere? like i get if she doesnt have enough money to buy herself a ca r(well she prolly does now but whatever) but at LEAST be self-sufficient enough to take the bus or bike or something? Idk kinda irks me when parents enable their kids like that. and like shes in uni and lives at home? wha?

    Talia ChatterjeeTalia ChatterjeeVor 9 Stunden
  • OMG make a vid where u paint but you only use materials from the dollar store/dollarama

    Sahar MahmmodiSahar MahmmodiVor 9 Stunden
  • john cena: *talking into her water bottle .

    lexi hernandezlexi hernandezVor 9 Stunden
  • i saw the nipples lol

    140qr140qrVor 10 Stunden
  • This girl is so ugly if she smashed her face into a pole it will be an improvement. Someone slap this bitch.

    Agape Love2019&Agape Love2019&Vor 10 Stunden
  • Whoaaaa I can’t believe we go to the same university crazy

    Eric MateiEric MateiVor 10 Stunden
  • Very good choice in reading joana

    lailaslayin !lailaslayin !Vor 10 Stunden
  • Ive been wanting to drop out ever since kindergarten

    Chaotic- NeutralChaotic- NeutralVor 10 Stunden
  • Pro tip: get a better back pack....your back will thank you later. Something with thicker more padded straps. More lower back support.

    UniquelyPenny A.K.A Penny LokerUniquelyPenny A.K.A Penny LokerVor 10 Stunden
  • gosh darn it Samantha!!!

    adifferentsunset 118adifferentsunset 118Vor 10 Stunden
  • You live in Toronto, I live in Mississauga *i will send you some more cheese*

    • Midnight •• Midnight •Vor 10 Stunden
  • okay we get it ur a genius

    Phoebe MasseyPhoebe MasseyVor 11 Stunden
  • *_the Crunch isn’t the same_*

    Madelynn BoothMadelynn BoothVor 11 Stunden
  • My oatfit

    Carly ChurchillCarly ChurchillVor 11 Stunden
  • Joana- it's September 4th Me- ohh my birthday! Joana- aka the worst day of the year..... Me-accurate

    lucky lucklucky luckVor 11 Stunden
  • You’re almost at three million

    Jas QueenJas QueenVor 12 Stunden
  • 👏👏calm👏your👏meat👏less👏tittys👏👏

    HEIDI HICIANOHEIDI HICIANOVor 12 Stunden
  • Can we talk about in a span of like a month she all of a sudden wips out this fashion sense from her mini little cookies.

    Valerie K.Valerie K.Vor 12 Stunden
  • the fact that u watch dance moms just made me like you as a person even more than i already do

    marissa gordonmarissa gordonVor 12 Stunden
    • samantha! saMANtha! sa MAAAANN-

      neejoy solaneejoy solaVor 12 Stunden
  • i just started college too hhhhh hi college buddy🥺🥺

    Josie JoynerJosie JoynerVor 12 Stunden
    • I remember you were just in high school not so Long ago and now university, and yet I had to go through college because I’m not smart

      neejoy solaneejoy solaVor 12 Stunden
  • wait is university, college?

    Emma JEmma JVor 13 Stunden
  • premature alcoholism hit me like an oof

    Josie JoynerJosie JoynerVor 13 Stunden
  • Am I the only one that heard “did you clean the cat? Every corner of it?”

    Merp DerpMerp DerpVor 13 Stunden
  • Please do a similar video like simplynailogical’s video wherein she painted her boss’s nails except for you, you can just make a video with your professor doing....uhm...john cena things

    Cara ReaganCara ReaganVor 13 Stunden
  • omg you're even better than i thought- a pjo stan... WHAT A QUEEN!!

    Summer JaimeSummer JaimeVor 13 Stunden
  • I passed my two semesters of physics without having to buy/rent the book. Do I remember anything, well.. no.

    SupporkSupporkVor 13 Stunden
  • I thought you were like 14 wtf

    HAARDT SOFIAHAARDT SOFIAVor 13 Stunden
  • *[talks with mouth full ironically]*

    sunsofgunssunsofgunsVor 13 Stunden
  • You are studying Physics!! Amaze! Good stuff, go STEM

    xJennovaxJennovaVor 13 Stunden
  • I was waiting for her in the intro to say PATRICIA stop panking

    pupzazpupzazVor 13 Stunden
  • Shes so close to 3 mil!!

    Anna PastelAnna PastelVor 13 Stunden
  • My university is trying a new thing where all students get free textbooks and free printing. Girl I guess something went right somewhere and I got blessed along the way. I still spend way too much money on gas with my hour long commute sooo

    Julia LimaJulia LimaVor 14 Stunden
  • When you ranted about school, oooh girl, at least someone gets it

    Max LiechtyMax LiechtyVor 14 Stunden
  • I remember you were just in high school not so Long ago and now university, and yet I had to go through college because I’m not smart

    This is Cutie Ringo JoyThis is Cutie Ringo JoyVor 14 Stunden
  • samantha! saMANtha! sa *MAAAANN*-

    Jack RigdonJack RigdonVor 14 Stunden
  • I knew you were from Toronto.

    Mik KMik KVor 14 Stunden
  • q and a for joana: is there a dog in your future

    Izzy DpIzzy DpVor 14 Stunden
  • q and a for joana ; do you like the beatles?

    Izzy DpIzzy DpVor 14 Stunden
  • Can we just take a moment to remember the time when Joana first started high School. can we just take another moment to remember when Joana absolutely loved her avocado toast. Maybe old Joana be remembered

    Analisa Kool kidAnalisa Kool kidVor 15 Stunden
  • Who else is just watching her old videos for no reason😐

    Magnolia BustosMagnolia BustosVor 15 Stunden
  • which university does she go to?

    SarahAesthicsSarahAesthicsVor 15 Stunden
  • Are you eating mushrooms for breakfast?

    Emily CobbEmily CobbVor 15 Stunden
  • Be careful with Peter Pan. He screams.

    PikachauPikachauVor 15 Stunden
  • when joana reads percy jackson 🥺💗

    Zoey's ZoneZoey's ZoneVor 15 Stunden
  • The algebra joke was on the wall in my maths class

    Roisin gachaRoisin gachaVor 16 Stunden
  • Okay but “apple piss”

    JustLivinLifeJustLivinLifeVor 16 Stunden
  • I’m the weird kid that sits in the back and doesn’t talk...except I love History

    JustLivinLifeJustLivinLifeVor 16 Stunden
  • samantha.. _samantha_ *SAMANTHA!*

    Daniella MuhumuzaDaniella MuhumuzaVor 16 Stunden
  • Lucky you, you have it all

    Natalie SanchezNatalie SanchezVor 16 Stunden
  • why dont you have your license?

    SamSamVor 16 Stunden
  • Broooooo sep 4th is the worst day it’s the day I was born

    Emy HallEmy HallVor 16 Stunden
  • Are you Dutch??

    Florance PimentelFlorance PimentelVor 16 Stunden
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